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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 15:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is Melania still angry that she failed as a model? Why is she so cold and hostile? Why did she blame everyone for her actions in her trite book?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Procter & Gamble to cut 7,000 jobs as part of broader restructuring - CNBC

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

What do you think about Matt Gatz as an attorney general?

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

RKF Jr. May Have Just Ruined Our Best Weapon Against Bird Flu - The Bulwark

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How one of San Francisco's most successful new chains 'just kind of happened' - SFGATE

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Uber announces a life-changing new feature - TheStreet

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How to use Google's AI-powered NotebookLM — 5 tips to get started - Tom's Guide

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...