What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 15:55

Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Procter & Gamble to cut 7,000 jobs as part of broader restructuring - CNBC
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
What do you think about Matt Gatz as an attorney general?
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
RKF Jr. May Have Just Ruined Our Best Weapon Against Bird Flu - The Bulwark
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How one of San Francisco's most successful new chains 'just kind of happened' - SFGATE
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Uber announces a life-changing new feature - TheStreet
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How to use Google's AI-powered NotebookLM — 5 tips to get started - Tom's Guide
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...